Me: *wanders into kitchen for morning coke*
Chess: Meep!
Me: Huhwhat? *looks up*
Chess: *is on the far side of the top of the cabinets*
Me: Damn it, Chess.
Chess: What're you doing up this early? You're never up before noon!
Me: Get down!
Chess: Meep! Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep! *runs across the top of the cabinets* *jumps down onto the fridge* Meep!
Me: Keep moving.
Chess: Meep! *bounces down to the floor* Meep!
Me: Sociopath.