So, I got The Wife this for VD Day. (The heartwarming version.) We exchanged gifties on Friday. The box has been sitting on the table since.

Chess found it. Seeing her run around with the sperm or mono hanging out of her mouth is about the cutest thing I've seen in ages. I shall endeavor to catch her in a picture, but don't hold your breath because as soon as she sees me with the camera she drops it.